Want to play conkers on your phone? Of course you do. There's no need to wait for autumn, horse chestnut trees, string or vinegar, just pick up your free bag of phonkers each day (or buy more if you need them) and play against friends any time, any place.

But not all phonkers are created equal. Learn about the characters, their strengths and weaknesses, and use them to your advantage to beat your friends. But you'll have to learn, because we're not telling.

It's about strategy

It's about skill

It's about speed

And it's about winning. Because if you lose – you've been phonked!

Let Battle Commence

In a nutshell, it's Conkers on your phone

(without the nut shell)

Get it on Google Play